YES AND NO.
He is doing perfectly fine and absolutely losing his mind. Simultaneously.
FIG 001 — THE OBSERVER
STATUS: UNDETERMINED
STATUS: UNDETERMINED
REALITY ENGINE / V.01
COORDINATES: UNKNOWN
COORDINATES: UNKNOWN
A VERY NORMAL SCIENTIFIC OCCURRENCE
QUANTUM
WOJAK✳
$QUANTJAK // THE MEME EXISTS IN ALL STATES
ψ = ?01 // ∞THE OBSERVER CHANGES EVERYTHING ✳ NOTHING IS CERTAIN ✳ BOTH TRUE AND FALSE ✳ THE OBSERVER CHANGES EVERYTHING ✳ NOTHING IS CERTAIN ✳ BOTH TRUE AND FALSE ✳
02 / THE PHENOMENONAN UNVERIFIED DISCOVERY — EST. NOW
✳
HE THINKS.
THEREFORE
HE SPLITS.
⊕
Somewhere between a thought and a particle, a Wojak became aware of all his possible selves.
He has been staring at the universe ever since. The universe is getting uncomfortable.
OBSERVATION № 0001 — RESULTS PENDING INDEFINITELY03 / FIELD NOTESCLASSIFIED // NOT REALLY
THREE LAWS OF
QUANTUM WOJAK.
NOBODY KNOWS.
Ask him what comes next. He'll ask you the exact same question.
DON'T BLINK.
The moment you look, he becomes real. Look away and it's complicated again.
04 / THE EXPERIMENTINTERACTIVE TEST — OPEN TO ALL OBSERVERS
LIVE OBSERVATION CHAMBERCOLLAPSE THE
COLLAPSE THE
WAVEFUNCTION.
One click. One possible reality. There are more where that came from.
CURRENT STATE: UNOBSERVED
SUBJECT QW-00105 / ENTER THE FIELDNO TWO OBSERVERS SEE THE SAME THING
✳WELCOME TO
YOUR OBSERVATION HAS BEEN REGISTERED
WELCOME TO
THE UNKNOWN.
Keep your eyes open. Quantum Wojak is watching back.
CA_NOT_SET